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11 Aug 2011[8/11/11 12:35:23 AM] Parker Shepherd: I feel that you may come to appreciate my latest sent S.M.S., and as Skype informed me of your online presence only after I had begun to compose said message on my portable cellular telephone, I felt it best to conclude with the message before transferring to this alternate method [...]
You should care because I care. If you wonder why this matters, yet you still care enough to be reading this, then it looks like my job is done.